Nothing can come close to March Madness. Literally nothing in life compares to the big dance. Yeah, your wedding and birth of your child are great and all, but do you call it Wedding-Madness? Or Baby-Madness? No, those are just special days, not entire months. Not only that, but its so amazing, that March itself cannot even contain it's madness, so it spills into April.
In honor of the greatest month and 4 days of 2011, here are 10 reasons why March Madness is the greatest thing sports has to offer.
10: Alex Rodriguez does not participate in March Madness.
9: LeBron got an hour to make his selection, March Madness gets an entire Sunday.
8: March Madness took something good in the NIT, sabotaged the entire thing, and claimed it as its own. Just like America did 250 years ago.
7: The Dallas Cowboys L.A. Lakers, and New York Yankees will never win.
6: TCU and Boise State can't get screwed over by March Madness.
5: The estimated $1.8 Billion in unproductive wages during March Madness.
4: Sales of paper, sharpies, and white out triple during March Madness.
3: There is no BCS in March Madness.
2: Jim Valvano.
1: Grown men putting on the proverbial glass slipper.
I can promise there is nothing better in sports than the big dance. If you can show me something that is better than the NCAA Tournament, I will show you a college football playoff system. May your bracket be accurate, may the upsets be plenty. Enjoy March Madness.
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