Alvin Gentry: "We Drafted The Wrong Morris Twin"

Gentry Nearly Soiled Himself When Markieff Showed up

One of the many story lines out of the 2011 NBA draft was the Morris twins being drafted back to back, 13th and 14th by Phoenix and Houston. Markieff Morris was drafted by the Suns before his brother Marcus, despite Marcus being the clearly better player, a better scorer, and the Big-12 Player of the year at Kansas.

After Markieff showed up to the Suns facilities Monday, Suns coach Alvin Gentry almost had a heart attack.

"Holy crap... We drafted the wrong guy... I totally thought he was Marcus, I couldn't tell them apart." Gentry said. "The time was ticking and I got their names mixed up and... wow... we screwed up again..."

This isn't the Suns first time screwing up with NBA brothers... The Suns acquired Big man Jarron Collins thinking he was his Superior twin Jason, they drafted Robin Lopez, after mixing him up with his brother Brook, and they drafted Blake Griffin's older brother, Taylor, which was quite possibly the most embarrassing mix up yet.

Yankees to start a second American League Franchise

"Yankees 2 will be refreshing for MLB"

Many are asking which National League team will make the jump to the American League. Look no more as the New York Yankees announced they buy out the Houston Astros, and make a second Yankees franchise to fill in the void in the AL.

"We felt that this would be the perfect opportunity to expand." Hal Steinbrenner expressed today. "After looking at our books, we can afford another team. So when the MLB announced they are mulling a realignment we felt this was the best time to buy another team, and create the Yankees 2."

The Yankee's 2 will move from Houston and move into New York, and join the AL West.

"Geographically, this makes no sense, but since the Yankees are picking up the tab... We don't care." Commissioner Bud Selig said after unveiling the Yankees 2. "But I think the Yankees 2 will be refreshing for the MLB."

"Yankees? Yankees who? I'm all about the Yankees 2 baby!" Said a tacky New York Fan sporting his new Yankees 2 hat and T-shirt, "I just can't wait for a Yankees vs Yankees 2 ALCS."

 No one can say for sure, but this could be one of the best things for baseball. It also gives players whose dream was to play for the Yankees, to play for the Yankees 2.